Eurotrash - UK Series 16
In this series, we meet Kelly Van Der Deer, the celebrated Dutch transsexual and Playboy model who slept with an apparently unwitting fellow male contestant on a Dutch version of Big Brother. Also featuring in this series is Portugese fashion designer Fatima Lopes, creator of the world's most expensive bikini and Axel Braun, the master of the G-spot, who claims he can make any woman ejaculate within 15 minutes (best chat-up line we've ever heard)
Antoine gets chess tips from Wonderbra girl Inna Zobova, and has Seventeen Seconds of Fun, in a new feature, with sexy Swede Victoria Silvstedt and Germany's jolliest Madame, Molly Luft. He also swaps body parts with 'the new Elle MacPherson' Swedish supermodel, Elke Jeinsen. We profile 'Private', the first adult entertainment company to be quoted on the NY stock exchange. Meet a Dutch policewoman turned playboy pin-up, and Baron Von Bulldog, the Norwegian fashion designer who creates matching clothing lines for pets and their owners. Eurotrash also visits the popular Italian television series, 'Sexy Sitcom' which combines the slapstick humour of traditional sitcom with hard-core sex.
This series of Eurotrash also provides a lot of answers, to questions you might not even want answered...Italy's answer to the Bee Gees, Iceland's answer to Shirley Bassey, Norway's answer to Burt Reynolds and Belgium's answer to Engelbert Humperdinck.
Show 1
DAMOKLES
The slap-happy Swedish DJ reassures us that its ok to fiddle with your diddle.
SEPIERI
Italy's premier erotic cartoonist tells us what it is that inspires him to stare at derriere.
KELLY VAN DER VEER
The Dutch Big-Brother gender bender gives us tips on how to avoid bedding a boygirl.
NAKED GERMAN OF THE WEEK
Victoria Silvstedt presents the nominees for the prestigious award. Hotly tipped are Bernard Bertaus, the naked magician and Wolfgang and Eva Schumacher, the naked feng shui experts.
COUNTRY COUSINS
Italy's answer to the Bee-Gees teach us the key in being successful.
Show 2
MANUELA
We pay a visit to Porto Cesareo, home of the world's most perfect woman Manuela Arcuri.
TINA G
Antoine's special guest, Tina G shows us why the Slovenians love her so.
LEONCIE
With hits such as 'My Icelandic Man' and 'Sexy Lover Boy', you'll be hard-pressed not to have heard of Icelandic pop starlet Leoncie.
HEIKO
Eurotrash track down the ugly duckling with aspirations of becoming a porn star we met nearly a decade ago. Industry professionals held out little hope, but will Heiko's determination have pulled him through?
SCHWANZENS
This week, the Danish trio deservedly step into the limelight.
Show 3
PHILIPPE AINI
The controversial French artist with a fondness for the female form shows us his unconventional line of bathroom furniture that you won't be finding in Ikea.
BARON VON BULLDOG
We step out with Norway's canine fashion designer Baron Von Bulldog, and his presentable pooch Anton.
17 SECONDS OF FUN
Victoria Silvtedt dishes a slice of family fun.
BODYBUILDING WITH THOMAS
Antoine gets a workout with Mr. 15 inch bicep body-builder Thomas Scheu.
POLITICAL PORN
Why Silvio Bandinelli, Political Activist turned Porn Director believes the two can bed together.
Show 4
JOSMAR
Spanish singing sensation Josmar hits the right notes with his latest number, 'Girl, Girls, Girls'.
YURI
Yuri Arakcheyev, hero to many, unpronounceable name to many others flouted the laws of Cold War Russia to bring hot models to chilly Muscovites.
EUROPOPS
We keep it real with Eddy Wally, the Flemish light entertainer who after 50 years in the limelight has turned to gangster rap causing many a tear to be shed in nursing homes throughout Belgium.
SAEXI GIRLS
The erotic performers who ca quite rightly claim to have a big difference.
MELANIE COSTE
The official number one porn star in Europe (as voted by erotic film fans) calls the shots.
Show 5
BARBIE
The girl who dreams of becoming a real life living doll sings us in with the beautiful, 'Tonight I'll Dream of You', in the studio with Ken de Caunes.
FATIMA LOPES
Meet the lady that Portuguese men have been waiting for. The 35 year-old fashion designer reveals all.
WILLIAM HIGGINS
He may be known as the Granddaddy of Gay Porn but Bill Higgins isn't too famous to reveal some of his secrets to little Antoine.
PEST CONTROL WITH ELENORA
The pretty kitty Elenora Bose brings her own brand of domestic pest control to Eurotrash and gives us all tips on how to avoid our own infestation.
KATJA KEAN
Via seafood, sex and sitcoms, literature and lingerie, the X-rated Sharon Stone graces the studio.
EDDY WALLY
Eddy's back and with some super showbiz secrets.
MUCKY
Good clean fun with Mucky, the German body painter and pop star.
Show 6
PEPE
Romania has been taken by storm by this funky hunky flamenco monkey.
NUDE OAP'S
Yep, nude OAP's. Photographer Anja Muller argues that every person is a sexual being even if they are old.
HAIR CARE WITH CAMILLA
Supermodel and former hairdresser Camilla Sjoberg gives us all tips on how to avoid split ends.
SHURA THE STAR
With a toothless grin, a flamboyant fashion sense and an embarrassing lack of stature, Shura was always bound to reach stardom. We catch up with Russia's pop artist of the year.
17 SECONDS OF FUN
Miss Trash, no relation, performs her party piece entitled a rather promising 'The Happy Little Goat'.
NAKED GERMAN OF THE WEEK
Victoria Silvstedt presents the nominees for the prestigious award. This week's line-up includes the naked green berets, the naked horse trainer and the naked family greengrocers.
NILLA PIZZI
Italian chanteuse Nilla Pizzi's classic 'Thank you for the Flowers' was hip-hopped by 2080, the baby-faced boy-band and instantly became one of the country's top sellers. Their duet is performed for a very lucky Eurotrash audience.
Show 7
MAGGOT MICHAEL
Don't be fooled, this Mr. Michael is no relation to George, however, they do strangely share the same taste in recreational activities.
OLEG KULIK
Self described as 'a bit of an animal', Oleg Kulik is a performance artist with a love for all things furry.
EUROPOPS
The cross-dressing Slovenians, Sestre join Antoine in the studio to perform their single 'Only Love'.
PACO PORRAS
The Spaniard that believes that fruit and vegetables can not only cure ailments but also help foresee the future, making him Mystic Veg I imagine.
17 SECONDS OF FUN
Mr. Blow Up is a man that must be at the top of everyone's party guest list. Eurotrash managed to get themselves pencilled into his busy social calendar, if only for 17 seconds.
SEX COMEDY
As the title suggests, revealed is Europe's sexiest sitcom that has Italy's men gripped.
Show 8
ELAKELAISET
Performing the dance floor classic 'Kung Fu Fighting' are Finnish band Elakelaiset.
NAKED SAFARI
France is home to some very strange creatures, not least the group of amateur photographers exploring the Parisian jungle for the sight of a bare (woman).
BODY SWAP
Antoine swaps figures with the lovely Charlotte Crona, the girl who is soon to be taking the title as 'the body' from Miss Macpherson.
J DIVA
J and Antoine sit down and talk philosophy. Not really. The naughty rock chick gives Eurotrash the story of her encounters with S&M, lesbianism and alien impregnation.
FIREWOOD COLLECTION WITH ELKE
Baywatch babe and Playboy model gives us all tips on how to get wood.
SEXY SIGHTSEEING
Berlin the venue, beer on the menu and girls befriend you on Europe's sexiest sightseeing tour.
Show 9
EDDY WALLY
It's the lunatic running the asylum as Belgium's favourite light entertainer is back and at the helm.
INGRID SWEDE
We examine every inch of Ingrid's claim to European erotica's throne as the new fitness queen.
NA NA
They claim to be on a different planet, and who are we to argue? Russian boy-band Na Na dream of being blasted into space for an interstellar recording session.
17 SECONDS OF FUN
She is one of Berlin's main attractions but Molly Luft has taken time from her duties to provide us with another 17 seconds of fun.
MARILYN'S BOYS
Having taken their name from quintessential gay icon Marilyn Monroe, I think we both know that they aren't going to be just another Westlife. They are quizzed by Antoine.
PRIVATE
The first adult entertainment company to be quoted on the New York stock exchange are profiled by Eurotrash.
Show 10
MR MAX
The delightful Mr Max sings us 'The Big Fart'. Apparently it's a mixture of sadness and desperation. The fart that is, not Mr Max.
CHOCOLATE BRA
There's a stir going on in Graz, home of Reinlinde Trummer, the confectioner with a taste for unusual underwear.
CHESS TIPS WITH INNA
Wonderbra model Inna Zabova gives us all tips on how to avoid checkmate.
KIT KAT CLUB
Eurotrash shake their thing at Berlin's most decadent nightclub where there is no dress code.
17 SECONDS OF FUN
17 seconds is too short for Antoine as he steps a quick tango with the former Miss Spain, Sofia Mazagatos. Perhaps to avoid disappointment again, the next edition will be 18 seconds.
AXEL BRAUN
Axel Braun a.k.a G-Man is a man on a mission. His brief: to bring pleasure to all the women in the world. This sexual superhero claims to be know the secret of the female G-spot
KING BANSAH
As he says, he's a king and he can sing. When he's not fulfilling his duties as leader of 206 thousand subjects, he rules the German disco circuit.
Show 11
TITIA
The lower body lingerie model is going up in the world. We see the whole of Titia as she sings us in.
VELINE
Featuring a winning combination of news and nudity and described as a cross between Newsnight and Benny Hill, Striscia la Notizia is one of Italy's most popular broadcasts.
FOREIGN TONGUES
Antonio whispers sweet nothings to seduce multilingual beauty Natalia Estrada.
SASHA GABOR
Don't be fooled by the girly name, Sasha is the Burt Reynolds of the porn world. The dodgy doppelganger claims to have bedded over 3000 women and of course, remembers all their names.
NAKED GERMAN OF THE WEEK
Victoria Silvstedt presents the nominees for the prestigious award. The unlikely trio are waiting in the wings with baited breath.
EDDY WALLY
More showbiz secrets with the name-dropping Belgian Wally.
Show 12 - Euro Special
TRAFISSI
Pop artist turned financial advisor advises us to let the Euro into our lives.
MAGNETIC PANTS
We kick ourselves as Roberto Stello, lapdancing club owner reveals his inventive answer to overexcited Italian punters with no notes. No, not thongs with pockets but magnetic pants.
EURO TIPS WITH EDDIE
The always informative Eddie Izzard delivers his own personal insight in the Euro debate.
WOLFGANG FRITZ
Poor Wolfgang claims to have been rendered impotent by the 10 Euro note and is planning to sue the German government. I just hope that he isn't asked to prove his claim in court.
SNIFF MY WAD
An exciting new addition to the programme, Sniff My Wad sees Natalia Estrada play with Antoine.
MR & MISS EURO
We meet superhero Euro and his sidekick Europa, the scourge of skepticism and resounding voice of reason, and pay a visit to the sparkle and prestige that is the Mr and Miss Euro competition.
| Format | : | 12x30mins |
| Presenter | : | Antoine de Caunes |
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