Eurotrash - UK Series 13
In this series, Eurotrash travels to Amsterdam to meet Xaviera Hollander, who was once the madam at the most exclusive brothel in New York. She went on to write a book of her sexploits called 'The Happy Hooker' and she also campaigns for prostitutes rights. On top of all this she is a sex agony aunt and has her own make-up range. Now she is a lesbian. Eddie the Eagle discusses the sex olympics and Gwen Dickey of Rose Royce performs the disco classic, 'Carwash'. There is more music from porn star Cicciolina who sings her lastest hit, 'Come into my Paradise', and we talk dirty knickers with 3 Finnish girls who sell their soiled underwear on the internet.
There's more Amazing Randy, Eva & Adele and Antoine shows his Y-fronts to Yugoslavian Jovanka, one of Europe's best-paid models, while she in turn displays her bra. The new feature, Foreign Tongues lets us hear Victoria Silvstedt translate "I want you to lick me right here, right now", while the lovely Tatijana Simic gives us the Dutch for "Do you like my breasts?".
See zero-gravity nookie in the Uranus Experiment, where the cast and crew of a porn flick are flown up in a jumbo and allowed to freefall. Also learn about a cock hypnotist, swinger schools, a wife carrying competition and a Miss Blonde ski championship.
HOUSE OF WOMEN
Series 13, Show 1
Hamburg - We meet Thomas who won a monthly internet competition. He had to guess the vital statistics of the inhabitants of the House of Women where they are all are filmed 24 hours a day and beamed out live on the web.
FANCY
Series 13, Show 1
German elvis lookalike Fancy opens the show with 'We Can Move A Mountain.'
GHIBLJ
Series 13, Show 1
We profile Italy's most celebrated male stripper and has launched a pop career. He is a distant cousin of Rudolph Valentino and has been a politician and has run seduction and stripping schools. In the studio he shows how to check a young girl's heart.
FILLIPE KIRKIROV
Series 13, Show 1
German Fillipe Kirkirov has had a song in the charts about the national health service for 2 1/2 years!
CICCIOLINA
Series 13, Show 1
Porn star Cicciolina with 'Come Into My Paradise.' The video features a python and a lack of knickers.
MARY SCHNEIDER
Series 13, Show 1
Mary Schneider from Australia has brought her own brand of yodelling to Switzerland. She has become a cult figure and has even played at a German gay festival. Traditional yodellers are against her popular style.
JOHN B ROOT
Series 13, Show 1
Paris - We meet director John B Root who's films combine his 2 loves - pornography and philosophy. His autobiography 'Porno Blues' shields his past as an author of Kids stories
THE EGGHEADS
Series 13, Show 1
Eva and Adele go shopping and find a pair of nice pink poodles.
NATHALIE CARDONE
Series 13, Show 1
Nathalie Cardone plays out the show with 'Baila Si.'
STARZ
Series 13, Show 2
Swedish all-girl band Starz open the show with 'Wigwam Bam.' They have even supported the Backstreet Boys.
BLONDE SKI
Series 13, Show 2
Achenkirsch, Austria - We travel to the slopes to see the Miss Blonde Ski championships. The only criteria to enter is to be female and blonde. The organiser has also put on the Miss Blonde beauty pageant.
TINTO BRASS
Series 13, Show 2
We profile Tinto Brass and Antoine interviews the bottom obssessed film maker. Tinto then assesses The Romeo Cleaner's bottoms.
PA DO DO
Series 13, Show 2
We meet Pa Do Do. These plump ladies are Hungary's biggest pop stars and rumours of their sexuality are rife.
JOVANKA
Series 13, Show 2
Yugoslavian Jovanka is one of Europe's best paid models. She comes into the studio to play 'I'll show you mine if you show me yours.' Antoine lifts his kilt to reveal some Y-fronts and Jovanka shows her bra.
THE URANUS EXPERIMENT
Series 13, Show 2
The Uranus Experiment is hailed as the most expensive porn movie ever made. It is set in outer space and involves rockets and even aliens. It features the world's only zero-gravity cum shot which was filmed by taking the cast and crew on a Jumbo and letting it fall out of the sky.
THE AMAZING RANDY
Series 13, Show 2
This week the Amazing Randy performs 'Hairy Dairy' which involves pouring cream in his ear and out of his magic wand.
YANNICK
Series 13, Show 2
Yannick plays out the show with 'Oh What A Night.'
MIRANDA
Series 13, Show 3
Miranda open the show with 'Let's Go To The Beach'
ALPINE SHAGGERS
Series 13, Show 3
Bavaria - The Alpine Shaggers have taken the German pop charts by storm. Their song is about blow jobs on the grass and the follow-up is about blow jobs in the snow.
COCK HYPNOTIST
Series 13, Show 3
Antoine is joined in the studio by someone who hypnotises a rooster
PENIS PHOTOGRAPHER
Series 13, Show 3
Paolo Finnochi takes photos of penis' and has compiled them into a book.
MANUELA ARCURI - EAT ON ME
Series 13, Show 3
Manuela Arcuri plays Eat On Me with Antoine with a chocolate mousse.
THE JACOB SISTERS
Series 13, Show 3
We meet the Jacob sisters who have been entertaining the masses for 50 years. Originally from East Germany they made their name in 60's Las Vegas. We also meet their poodles and hear their song dedicated to them.
FOREIGN TONGUES
Series 13, Show 3
Victoria Silvstedt comes into the studio to translate 'I want you to lick me right here, right now' in several different languages.
URSULA CAVALCANTI
Series 13, Show 3
Ursula Cavalcanti owns and manages a engineering firm in Italy but is also a porn star who specialises in political porn. She even invites her employees to her shows.
MIRANDA
Series 13, Show 3
Miranda plays out the show with another euro pop tune
GENIO & THE PIERROTS
Series 13, Show 4
Genio & The Pierrots open the show with 'The Doggy Dance.'
KNICKER GIRLS
Series 13, Show 4
We meet 3 student girls from Finland calling themselves The Dollywood Girls. They sell their soiled knickers on the internet. They even employ someone to quality control the smell to make sure they are up to scratch.
TONY HALME - THE VIKING
Series 13, Show 4
Tony Halme aka The Viking hails from Finland and has been a pro wrestler and boxer and a TV presenter. He comes into the studio and we see his video.
CHIPY MARLOW
Series 13, Show 4
Chipy Marlow is a performance artist and has written the music for several porn films. We see the video to her song about an intergalactic sex virus.
ALMI
Series 13, Show 4
Almi is one of Switzerland's top comedians. We see the video to his song 'Hands Off My Willy.'
XAVIERA HOLLANDER
Series 13, Show 4
We travel to Amsterdam to meet Xaviera Hollander. She was once the madam at the most exclusive brothel in New York and wrote a book of her sexploits called 'The Happy Hooker.' She also campaigns for prostitutes rights,is a sex agony aunt and has her own make-up range. Now she is a lesbian.
DEER CALLING
Series 13, Show 4
We attend a deer calling festival where people try to emulate the sound of a deer. Antoine is joined in the studio by the champion.
BOULEVARD
Series 13, Show 4
Boulevard is a porn show. The roving reporter Diana goes onto the streets to meet the public and also takes part in the porn herself.
THE EGGHEADS
Series 13, Show 4
This week in The Eggheads Eva & Edele go fishing.
TONY HALME
Series 13, Show 4
The Viking Tony Halme plays out the show with 'The Real Viking.'
METTE
Series 13, Show 5
Norwegian babe Mette opens the show with 'A Rocket Ride.'
HUNGARIAN METAL QUEEN
Series 13, Show 5
Ica Biro was Hungary's heavy metal queen. She has reinvented herself as a fitness guru and has written books and done videos on healthy eating. She has even posed for Playboy.
CAMEL BOLLOCKS - DURO TOOMATO
Series 13, Show 5
Amsterdam - Duro Toomato is a street performer who has been arrested in most European cities for his wild antics. He has also made a 1 minute film called Camel Bollocks. Infact he likes to eat balls aswell.
TATJIANA SIMIC - CELEBRITY TALENT TIME
Series 13, Show 5
We profile Dutch Tatjiana Simic and she comes into the studio to play Celebrity Talent Time. She demonstrates her Thai Boxing.
FOREIGN TONGUES
Series 13, Show 5
Tatjiana Simic gives us the Dutch for 'Do you like my breasts?' followed by Would you like to see/lick my breasts?'
SWINGERS SCHOOL
Series 13, Show 5
Germany has the most number of swingers club in the world. We meet Linda Bolke who runs her own swingers school in Frankfurt. She shows some student a few techniques including rectal massage.
WIFE CARRYING CHAMPIONSHIP
Series 13, Show 5
We travel to Finland to visit the World Wife Carrying Championships. The winning couple win their weight in beer.
GEORGE LE BONSAI
Series 13, Show 5
Pint-sized George Le Bonsai plays out the show with 'Agent 003 1/2'
Bambee, Jurgen Drews/German Tom
Series 13, Show 5
Bambee, Jurgen Drews/German Tom Jones, Lio, naked greek politician, Greek Twins, Tanya Hansen, Good ABC
GWEN DICKEY (ROSE ROYCE)
Series 13, Show 5
Gwen Dickey (Rose Royce) performs 'Carwash' in the studio. Gwen also plays us out with her new single 'One Too Many Heartaches'.
CHARLES STETTLER
Series 13, Show 5
Charles Stettler is a white, European man in a black, American world. Stettler has created such novelty rap acts as 'The Fat Boys' and the 'The Yo'bots'. He is currently working with Tiny, a 42 stone black Sumo Wrestler.
Karma B, Erwin Olaf, Europops Ma
Series 13, Show 6
Karma B, Erwin Olaf, Europops Malena, Amazing Randy, Bodybuilder, Backwards talker, porn psychic, Eva & Adele
Salome de Bahia, Nudist Films &
Series 13, Show 7
Salome de Bahia, Nudist Films & Sauna Champs, Greek Narcissus, flying bra, The Doll, condom man (Frank Lords - Fun Fun Sex Sex - computer animation)
Bebe Charlie, Russian Nicky Clar
Series 13, Show 8
Bebe Charlie, Russian Nicky Clarke, Epops Kim/Mapouka, Romy Haag, Porn Bodybuilder, Eva & Adele,
Bambee, Jurgen Drews/German Tom
Series 13, Show 9
Bambee, Jurgen Drews/German Tom Jones, Lio, naked greek politician, Greek Twins, Tanya Hansen, Good ABC
Gymnasts, nude photographer, ska
Series 13, Show 10
Gymnasts, nude photographer, skater link, gender bending, E pops - Ed/Ton, sex olympics, Eddie the Eagle
| Format | : | 10x30mins |
| Presenter | : | Antoine de Caunes |
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