Eurotrash - Series 9

Series 9 kicks off with the story of Carmen di Pietro, the woman whose silicon-enhanced boobs exploded on a flight to Madrid. We also hear from Mic Frye, creator of 'Macarena', Playboy model and actress, Victoria Silvstedt and Just Jaeckin who gave us soft-porn flick, Emmanuelle.

Follow Graham Norton to Berlin as he takes a sneak a peak at Germany's latest soap sensation, 'Montagsgeschichten' (Monday's Stories), which features an entirely gay cast and regular full-frontal nudity.

Sit On Me forces more beautiful girls onto Antoine's lap, including France's no.1 porn star, Laure Sinclair, and a Nouvelle-Bardot named Laetitia Casta. The new series, Look at Lolo does just that, as we spy on her mowing the lawn, pumping a bicycle and riding a space hopper!

We also introduce our new art critic, Sister Bendy who investigates an ejaculate painter and a Gynaecologist, who has an interesting sideline. Before we get all Christmasy with the shopping guide, Antoine performs with Germany's most exquisite bodies of art, Eva and Adele, the Hermaphrodite twins. Other features include Air Guitar and Melon Spitting Competitions as well as Cow-Calling and a German Pamela Anderson.

CARMEN DI PIETRO
Series 9, Show 1
Carmen Di Pietro is hailed as one of Italy's most scandalous women. It was her most famous exploit, that brought her international attention, her silicon enhanced breasts exploded on board a flight to Madrid; but it is her habit of only going out with succesful men over sixty that keeps her in the news.

SUPERMODEL SANDWICH
Series 9, Show 1
Sarah Marshall & Sandt Aruba take part in this week's sandwich.

MIA FRYE
Series 9, Show 1
We profile Mia Frye,step-daughter of Jean-Paul Goude. Mia is the creator of the 'Macarena' as well as having worked with such stars as Claudia Schiffer and Jean-Paul Gaultier.

EUROPOPS W / EDDY WALLY
Series 9, Show 1
More details soon.

PIG SQUEALNG
Series 9, Show 1
We go to Trie sur Baise to find out all about the French discipline of Pig Squealing. The competition has been going for twenty years, so we went to the twentieth anniversary festival to follow the fortunes of last years winners, M.Joseph & Mme. Hortense Cechin.

LOOK AT LOLO
Series 9, Show 1
In the first of a new series we look at lolo sitting on a lilo.

SISTER BENDY INTRO
Series 9, Show 1
We meet our new resident art critic, Sister Bendy.

SISTER BENDY EJACULATE PAINTER
Series 9, Show 1
Sister Bendy visits Christina Wons in Nurnberg. Christina is a Gynaecologist, but Christina has an interesting sideline

EDDY WALLY INTRO
Series 9, Show 1
A live performance from Belgium's greatest star, Eddy Wally.

OSTALGIE
Series 9, Show 2
A new wave of nostalgia is sweeping East Germany. Ralf Heckel, the former officially approved Politburo DJ is the man behind the 'Easty Girls' a pop group who are the face of Ostalgie, a new movement dedicated to the memory of Communist Germany. The Easty Girls have teamed up with Kurt Schmidt an Erich Honecker (the old East German Premier) lookalike.

LOOK AT LOLO
Series 9, Show 2
This week we look at lolo while she mows her lawn.

TURKISH POTTER
Series 9, Show 2
More details soon.

LOLOPOPS
Series 9, Show 2
Featured in Europops this week are 'The Mannhein Uroband' with 'Oh Prostata', 'Die Aerzte(The Doctors)' with 'Sie Tun Es(They Do It)' and Anna Nicole Smith with 'My Heart Belongs to Daddy'

JOSE BENAZAREF
Series 9, Show 2
Jose Benazaref, the Antonioni of Pigalle is the Pope of French porn and has been compared to Jean-Luc Godard and Fellini. He has been making porn films since the early 60's and claims they are the only 'authentic cinema of desire'. In his later hard-core films his characters quote Proust and Rousseau.

SIT ON ME
Series 9, Show 2
This week's guest is Laure Sainclair France's number 1 porn star.

GAY SOAPS
Series 9, Show 2
We sent Graham Norton to Berlin to sneak a peak at Germany's latest soap sensation, 'Montagsgeschichten' (Monday's Stories). Shot on a shoestring budget Monday's Stories main attraction is that it features an entirely gay cast and regular full-frontal nudity.

BANANA MAN
Series 9, Show 2
Our studio guest this week is Joyeux de Cocotier or Banana Man. So called because of the Josephine Baker Style Banana belt he wears while stripping.

KILTZ
Series 9, Show 2
French girl band Kiltz play us out of the show.

EVA & ADELE
Series 9, Show 3
Eva & Adele are Germany's most exquisite bodies of art. These hermaphrodite twins wear identical ladylike suits wherever they appear and they appear at just about every major art show in Europe. They have been compared to Gilbert & George and Cindy Sherman. We invited them into the studio to perform with Antoine.

PORN MUSICAL
Series 9, Show 3
We travel to Cologne to witness the premiere of the first ever Porn Musical - 'Love is a Matter of Taste'. This film features the staples of the porn industry but with one important difference, all the characters sing about and during sex. The music itself is a subtle blend of seventies melodies and hard core lyrics.

JOAQUIN CORTES
Series 9, Show 3
We present a profile of the renowned Flamenco dancer and take a sneaky look at his pre-flamenco sex god days.

AIR GUITAR
Series 9, Show 3
We go to Finland where the Air Guitar World Championships are held. There we meet Mikhael a perfectionist who practices his wrist action every day.

LOLOPOPS
Series 9, Show 3
This week we feature, EAV, Robin Cook and Walter H

SISTER BENDY / ANAL STARBURST
Series 9, Show 3
Sister Bendy takes us to visit Charles Sayer, the man who is single handedly

DRAHDIWARBERL
Series 9, Show 4
Drahdiwarberl are Austria's if not the world's most outrageous band. Founded in 1969 by Stefan Weber, a secondary school teacher, they pre-dated punk by at least 7 years. Their live acts feature full-frontal nudity, urination, food fetishism and schlock splatter effects. The Drads won 'Best Live Act' in the early 90's beating Queen & Tina Turner.

KITSCH & CAMP
Series 9, Show 4
Kitsch & Camp perform their song 'Wonder Woman'.

LOOK AT LOLO
Series 9, Show 4
This week Lolo pumps a bicycle.

MELON SPITTING
Series 9, Show 4
We go to Le Frechou in France to watch as the locals display their considerable Melon-Spitting technique. World record holder, Benard Ricard tells that it is important to masticate a lot before spitting.

LOLOPOPS
Series 9, Show 4
In this week's Europops are E-Rotic, Sex-U-All and Anus.

MARIANNE KUIKKONEN
Series 9, Show 4
Marianne is Finland's female Arnold Schwarzenegger. As well as being a personal trainer, aerobics instructor, fitness model, TV presenter and Bodyguard she can also moonwalk just like Michael Jackson and she does in her many fitness videos.

THE DECIBELLES
Series 9, Show 4
This girl group perform their latest hit.

GERD WILDEN
Series 9, Show 5
Gerd Wilden welcomes us to the studio with his musical treats.

STRAPS HARRY
Series 9, Show 5
Harry Thoste is Germany's oldest drag queen. Born in 1907, harry has survived two World Wars and a marriage. He didn't actually don his trademark suspenders until late 1960 but he hasn't worn a pair of trousers since. Harry leads his own drag troupe, the 'Dream Boy's Laughter Stage' and has been an inspiration to drag queens throughout Germany.

COW-CALLING
Series 9, Show 5
Another unique pastime from Finland, Cow-Calling is the Arctic equivalent of Yodelling. Traditionally used by women to bring in the cattle when dusk falls, Eurotrash travels to the first ever Cow-Calling competition and meet the first male contender.

EUROPOPS
Series 9, Show 5
In this week's Europops we feature Gerd Wilden, Charlene Tiltton and Costes.

LOOK AT LOLO
Series 9, Show 5
This week Lolo rides her Space Hopper.

WINE MARATHON
Series 9, Show 5
Eurotrash visits the 13th Medoc Wine Marathon in Pauillac. The French, a nation of wine connoissuers, take to the road in a traditional vineyard crawl. The runners are treated to regional specialities such as Oysters at the 23rd mile, Beef at the 24th, vintage cheeses at the 25th and of course 'Grand Cru' Medoc wines all the way through.

VICTORIA SILVSTEDT
Series 9, Show 5
Victoria became Miss Sweden at only 22 years old and has since become Playboys first Swedish playmate of the year. Victoria started her career following Bon Jovi around Europe, having a boob job then appearing nude in Slitz, Lui and Playboy. She recently turned down Donald Trump's request for a date and drives a Porsche with the number plate PMOY 97

WARP MACHINE
Series 9, Show 5
Warp Machine perform their vesion of the cult classic, 'Timewarp' from the cult musical and movie 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show'.

ANUS
Series 9, Show 6
Anus perform 'Where are you, my little anus?' in the studio.

GERMAN PAMELA ANDERSON
Series 9, Show 6
Ina Werner is Germany's answer to Pamela Anderson. Like Pamela, Ina has also had several silicon implants and the same 'Barb Wire' tattoo around her arm. The similarities continue, Ina also has a grungey, biker boyfirend and actually posed nude several years before Pammy did.

EUROPOPS
Series 9, Show 6
We are joined by supermodel Nadja in the studio to experience Domenique's World and Hot Stand's latest video.

THE BELGIAN BALDMEN BROTHERHOOD
Series 9, Show 6
The Belgian chapter of this brotherhood was founded in 1966. The baldmen brotherhood celebrate the beauty of baldness and pity those who have to continue to deal with hair. Their motto is 'Bald yes, Bigots no'.

ERNIE THE STREAKER
Series 9, Show 6
Ernst Wittig is a 49 year old ex body-builder. He didn't quite make the grade as a muscleman but discovered he could attract attention by simply undressing. Ernie hasn't worn any clothes in public for twenty years and has streaked at numerous public events, ending up in court on several occasions. Ernie also stars on his towns most popular postcard.

JUST JAECKIN
Series 9, Show 6
Just Jaeckin is the inventor of erotic-chic with such sophisticated sexual treats as 'Emmanuelle' & 'Histoire d'O'. Before the groundbrealing 'Emmanuelle' Just snapped the beauties of the 60's at Vogue and Marie-Claire. Just's other big passion in life is motor cars, he formed France's first historic racing group 'The Gentleman Drivers'.

BELLINI
Series 9, Show 6
Bellini perform their summer hit, 'Carnaval'. Including their special dance.

JAKOB SISTERS
Series 9, Show 7
The Jacob Sisters, the German Beverly Sisters perform 'Plump Women Are More Sexy'.

SISTER BENDY / OLEG KULIK
Series 9, Show 7
Oleg Kulik is `Russia's very own beasty boy, the beefy Muscovite regularly appears at Art conventions around the world acting out the role of his favourite chums from the animal kingdom. In New York he performed 'I Bite America and America Bites Me' where he spent two weeks naked in a cage, biting anyone who came near him.

SIT ON ME / LAETITIA CASTA
Series 9, Show 7
Laetitia is France's latest Nouvelle Bardot. Discovered at fifteen on a beach in Corsica she has done over forty magazine covers and has her own web site.

EUROPOPS
Series 9, Show 7
This week we are treated to a Jakob Sisters compilation, Brigitte Nielson's duet with Falco and Tic Tac Toe's latest offering, 'Mr. Wichtig'.

HOUSE MAN
Series 9, Show 7
We meet 50 year old Edmond Nussbaumer who has built his own house-on-wheels. Edmond's house has a top speed of 3 miles per hour and can rotate through 360 degrees. It is fully decked out with all mod-cons including a jacuzzi. Edmond's latest conquest says that it's a great house to have sex in as there's always a nice view.

LOOK AT LOLO
Series 9, Show 7
This week lolo makes a ham sandwich.

MILO MANARA
Series 9, Show 7
We meet Italy's most acclaimed Erotic Cartoonist, Milo Manara. Milo is most famous for his vision of female perfection, young, innocent, sporty and long, blond hair. Also, always available for a spot of lesbian love-play or group sex. Milo's cartoons have recently made it onto the big screen.

CHOCOLATE
Series 9, Show 7
Chocolate perform their most famous song; "Cachette, Pechito, Ombligo" - "Cheek,Titty, Belly Button".

JAKOB SISTERS
Series 9, Show 8
Our Christmas Special starts with a special visit from the Jakob Sisters.

CATALAN CRAPPER
Series 9, Show 8
We re-visit our favourite Catalonian custom. In Bascara the traditional practice of the Christmas Crapper is made flesh in the body of Joan who has played the crapper in the living nativity scene for the past nine years.

SIT ON ME
Series 9, Show 8
This week Antoine's treat is the Jakob sisters.

LOVA MOOR
Series 9, Show 8
Lova Moor shows her new muscle toning equipment and many other ideal christmas gifts.

XMAS SHOPPING GUIDE
Series 9, Show 8
In our Xmas guide we reveal the real treats that christmas can bring. Lolo shows us her shoes, Eddy Wally presents his range of tasteful CD's, we find out about the latest in nude aerobics, Richard Fahl, Mr. Penguin and Pee Pee & Po Po get in on the act. And to round it all up the perfect gift for your lover, a weekend at Luca damiano's porn school.

LAETITIA
Series 9, Show 8
Laettia is a regular visitor to Eurotrash, her Amateur Porn empire has made her a cult figure in France. Thousands of French couples get in touch wanting to take part in her home shoots. Laetitia's latest attraction is 'Mere Noel'

SANTA CONVENTION
Series 9, Show 8
Eurotrash went to Denmark for the annual World Santa Convention where Santas from all over the world come to meet. There is much controversy as to the true home of Santa Claus and also surrounding such peripheral issues as rope quality, rooftop clutter and the internet.

JAKOB SISTERS
Series 9, Show 8
We are sung out of our christmas special by the Jakob Sisters.

Format	:	8x30mins
Presenter	:	Antoine de Caunes

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