Eurotrash - UK Series 6
Series 6 introduces us to Monsieur Penguin, who lives on a diet of mussels and sardines and is always at the local zoo. Sadly, when he changed his name from Mr David to Mr Penguin, his wife divorced him.
Owner of the biggest breasts in Europe, Lolo Ferrari, recently signed to Sony Records, tells us about her debut single, 'Airbag Generation' (apparently in memory of the time she was not allowed on an aeroplane because of fears her breasts would explode).
After checking out his waxwork creation at Madame Tussaud's, Jean-Paul Gaultier talks to former queen of porn, Tabatha Cash, about her catwalk debut at Alternative Fashion Week.
We also make friends with some regulars who will appear every week: Chris and Ralf, the Nude Romeo Cleaners from Berlin; and keep track of 'Sit On Me' where ladies get to perch on Antoine's lap as well as the supermodel shopping slot featuring top models spending their hard-earned cash.
Other stories include the officially diagnosed sex addict, Herr Lackner, who receives treatment on the German national health service (blow-up dolls), but has found his perfect career as the world's only brothel-tester.
CAPTAIN JACK
Series 6, Show 1
German Techno act.
GYM TONIC
Series 6, Show 1
'Gym Tonic' was a French institution during the 80s, the afternoon show that launched the aerobics phenomenon in France, and which pre-dated Jane Fonda by several years. A celebration of France's aerobic queens of kitsch.
TABATHA CASH
Series 6, Show 1
Former Queen of porn Tabatha Cash interviewed in the studio by Jean Paul Gaultier. Tabatha has retired from her profession and is embarking on a new career. Eurotrash shoots her catwalk debut at the Alternative Fashion Week, and modelling at a photo shoot.
RABBIT SHOWJUMPING
Series 6, Show 1
A Scandinavian sport inspired by a clip from That's Life in 1984, rabbit showjumping is now one of Scandinavia's fastest growing sports. Eurotrash filmed the Nordic Championships, where the favourite Flames of Flame failed to win ("she had sex the night before"), and a new world record was achieved for the long jump.
ROMEOS / TELEPHONE SEX
Series 6, Show 1
Eurotrash's roving reporters for the new series, are Chris and Ralf, the Nude Romeo Cleaners from Berlin . This week the Romeo Cleaners visit Europe's King of Telephone Sex, who supplies telephone sex cassettes around the world, and teaches pupils in the art of telephone sex.
FOUR GUYZ
Series 6, Show 1
The gay Take That, the world's first all-boy gay teen group, from Dublin, Eire - where homosexuality was decriminalised 3 years ago.
SUPERMODEL SHOPPING
Series 6, Show 1
The first of our weekly Supermodel Shopping Slots - this week's Supermodel is Karen Mulder with the Sindy Supermodel dolls (Karen, Naomi, Claudia)
JEAN PAUL WAXWORK
Series 6, Show 1
Unveiling of Madame Tussaud's waxwork of Jean Paul.
VANESSA DEMOUY
Series 6, Show 2
The hottest French pop star of the moment, the former ex-model and soap star sings in the studio
TATJANA
Series 6, Show 2
My breasts are better than Pamela Anderson's - they are real!. Known as the Dutch Pamela Anderson, Tatjana, recently voted the most beautiful girl in Holland by one magazine, is Holland's biggest sex symbol. Pin-up (her calendar is massive), movie star (of box office smashes 'Flodderz'), and a pop star (numerous Dutch hits).f
THIERRY ARDISSON
Series 6, Show 2
The latest in a long line of French provocateurs, of whom Serge Gainsbourg is king. A co-founder of 'Interview' magazine, his TV show 'Paris Derniere' has become one of the most notorious shows on French TV. His interview technique involves asking celebrities 'have you ever had anal sex', and plunging interviewees heads into baths.
SUPERMODEL SHOPPING
Series 6, Show 2
Carla Bruni shows us this week's hot shopping tip - International Chat Up Guides in 6 different languages.
POMPOOS
Series 6, Show 2
2 camp German haute couture designers out to transform Stuttgart (the most boring city in Germany) into their 'Pompoos' ('pompous') fashion fantasy; a bad version of the 18th century. They have released a single, and among their celeb clients are Michael Schumacher, Latoya Jackson, David Copperfield and Chaka Khan.
BROTHEL TESTER
Series 6, Show 2
Officially diagnosed as a sex addict, Herr Lackner receives treatment on the German national health service (blow-up dolls), but has found his perfect career.He is the world's only brothel-tester, a job that he has done for the past 4 years, reviewing brothels for magazines.
SIT ON ME
Series 6, Show 2
This week Vanessa demouy is the lucky starlet to sit on Antoine's lap.
HEIKO
Series 6, Show 3
Heiko, an unemployed East German bricklayer, has been dreams of becoming a porn star. He excercises daily and goes to all the auditions with absolutely no success. His mother has now come to his aid, taking his audition photographs for him, but in the meantime, Heiko has embarked on another career plan, as a male escort.
MR. PENGUIN
Series 6, Show 3
Monsieur Penguin dresses as a penguin and has the world's biggest collection of penguin puppets. He lives on a diet of mussels and sardines and is always at the local zoo. When he changed his name from Mr David to Mr Penguin, his wife divorced him, and he insists on wearing a penguin costume during the day.
ROMEOS / EROTICA FESTIVAL
Series 6, Show 3
Eurotrash's roving reporters for the new series, are Chris and Ralf, the Nude Romeo Cleaners from Berlin (who will be familiar to regular viewers - they have been featured three times before). Eurotrash sent Chris and Ralf to Europe's biggest erotica fair in Brussells, which attracted 50,000 visitors.
JULIA VALET
Series 6, Show 3
Supermodel star of the Guess ads, and the first German to be offered a role in Baywatch (which she turned down), Julia Valet has always had an interest in music. Previously a 'special friend of Prince's', she is now embarking on a pop career with her boyfriend, Malik Pointer, the son of one of the Pointer Sisters.
SONIA VASSI
Series 6, Show 3
Bulgaria's number 1 sex symbol and answer to Courtney Love, Sonia Vassi was the first Bulgarian to ever appear in Playboy and represented Bulgaria in Miss World 1989. A former girlfriend of Slash (Guns N Roses) and Paul Stanley's (Kiss), she is now the lead singer of LA rock band Naked.
SCANDINAVIAN SPORTS
Series 6, Show 3
National Pole-Sitting Competition + Wife-Carrying Festival + 24 Hour Ice Fishing Competition + National Beer Drinking Competiton.
SUPERMODEL SHOPPING
Series 6, Show 3
This week's super guest is Vladimir, who shows us his kangaroo boots.
NIKIE
Series 6, Show 3
Live performance in the studio.
SIT ON ME
Series 6, Show 3
Vladimir and Nikie get to sit on Jean Paul and Antoine.
JEAN PAUL GOUDE
Series 6, Show 4
The legendary French image-maker, photographer and iconoclast. Grace Jones's friend and then lover, JP Goude embarked on a "mission to create the most incredible black character in the history of American black showbusiness". Eurotrash interview JP Goude on the set of his latest photographic project with Beatrice Dalle.
RUDOLPH MOSHAMMER
Series 6, Show 4
One of Arnold Shwarzenegger's favourite fashion designers, Rudolph Mosshammer has a celebrity client list that includes Tony Curtis, Charlton Heston and half a dozen Saudi kings. Hugely influenced by his mother, he recently wrote a best-selling book called 'Mummy And Me', about life with his four foot, fluoresent blue-rinsed mother.
S/M LOCKSMITH
Series 6, Show 4
Andreas Hoff used to be an industrial engineer who started off specialisig in designing 'escape-proof' S&M clothes. However, they were so successful that he ended up being called in to free his customers from his own designs. Hoff then started another service as an Emergency S&M Locksmith.
VIBRATOR TESTER
Series 6, Show 4
Christiane Schollmeier is the owner of Hamburg's 'Good Vibrations' vibrator shop, and Europe's first and only vibrator tester. She personally tests every model of vibrator before she puts them in her shop. Her latest project is for everybody who forgets those last minute essentials.
JEAN ROLLIN
Series 6, Show 4
France's king of 'vampire lesbian' movies. Eurotrash visited the cult King of trash movies on set of his latest movie.
PENIS MUSEUM
Series 6, Show 4
Europe's only collection of animal penises - in Iceland.
LOLO FERRARI
Series 6, Show 5
Owner of the biggest breasts in Europe, Lolo is one of Europe's biggest sex icons in more than one sense of the word. Recently signed to Sony Records, her debut single is the 'Airbag Generation' (apparently in memory of the time she was not allowed on an aeroplane because of fears her breasts would explode).
ARIELLE DOMBASLE
Series 6, Show 5
Known as the 'French Thinking Man's Crumpet', Arielle is famous as an actress, classical singer (with songs like 'I Salute You Husband')and film director, she also married French philosopher Bernard Henri LŽvy, a controversial French philosopher and target for the infamous Belgian 'custard-pie thrower'.
TRAMP UNIVERSITY
Series 6, Show 5
Evio Botta is a 37 year old tramp who lives in Rome. For the past year he has been running his own Tramp University in the central piazza, where tramps are taught the secrets of the trade - to learn the art of begging, how to procure food, the correct phrases to use in what situation, and Evio's personal stunt - dressing up as Julius Caesar.
OLD AGE EROTICA
Series 6, Show 5
France's latest trend in erotic movies - Eurotrash interviews Etienne, the 77 year old male star of the genre, and Olga, the 50 year old female star.
ROMEOS / COWBOY VILLAGE
Series 6, Show 5
The Romeo Cleaners go to Germany's only Cowboy Village to learn to be cowboys.
SUPERMODEL SHOPPING
Series 6, Show 5
This week - Nick Moss, Kate Moss's supermodel brother, with a book on How To Expand Your Penis
SIT ON ME
Series 6, Show 5
This week Antoine is allowed to sit on Lolo Ferrari's lap.
FOOT FETISH
Series 6, Show 6
We visited the Foot Lover's Admiration Society, Europe's only foot-worshiping organisation, who run 'Footsy' magazine, and have organised Britain's first 'Pedi Party' (where foot-lovers suck and lick toes, and even Wellington Boots). Dennis Walden, editor, dates his love of feet back to experiences sleeping in the underground during the Blitz, when people slept 'head to toe'.
WALTER NUDO
Series 6, Show 6
After working as a cleaner, gardener, porter and then Chippendale dancer, Walter Nudo achieved his dream by winning the international title of 'Most Beautiful Man In The World'. The Italian Stallion is a junior boxer, actor and singer who is trying to follow the footsteps of his hero Sylvester Stallone - he hopes to hit the big-time with his version of 'Wicked Games'.
ASLAN
Series 6, Show 6
Aslan has been a painter and sculptor of pin-ups for 50 years, he was the first person to be allowed to portray women naked in French magazines. His scandalous nude sculpture of Brigitte Bardot, commissioned by the French government, is now in the Louvre. Aslan was also once commissioned to do a portrait of Prince Charles and Princess Anne as toddlers.
CUSTOM MADE COFFIN
Series 6, Show 6
Buried by mistake a few years ago, an 80 year old French inventor has invented a coffin so it doesn't happen again. Including a toilet (and toilet paper), brandy, etc - his limbs are attached to pulleys and rope, which if he moves, will light up bulbs on his headstone.
SUPERMODEL SHOPPING
Series 6, Show 6
Marcus Shenkenberg.
THE ITALIAN BIKINI BAN
Series 6, Show 6
In the Italian resort of Diano Marina a rule has been in force since last summer that only beautiful women are allowed to wear bikinis in town or on the beach. Diano Marina's new rule for 1996 is that women with perfect measurements will get free holidays.
SIT ON ME
Series 6, Show 6
This week our special guests are the Romeo Cleaners.
| Format | : | 6x30mins |
| Presenter | : | Antoine de Caunes and Jean-Paul Gaultier |
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